Hi. I’m Carey Says Ums. I’m a copywriter from Vancouver, BC with more bad ideas than good ones.
This is where I pitch bad concepts to the ethers, instead of sending them to fellow creatives, account managers and clients.
Stupid ideas like…

  • Yo-yo-yogurt to help families fight thrush in The Bronx
  • ParagraphicDesigners.org to trump GDC.net’s SEO efforts
  • CanadianSpam.com as a monthly email marketing ezine
  • SinistralMonkeys.com for four left-handed screenwriters

And much more.
Plus I like to make fun of advertising campaigns, especially when the creatives involved are sitting in my cushy office chair.
That’s usually not a good idea. But not here. Not on CareySaysUms.com. Why? Because it’s my site.

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