Quizno’s. Burger King. And now dirty-minded Hardee’s chimes in.
Thanks to LA’s Mendelsohn Zien Advertising, we have a poppin’ fresh perversion for Biscuit Holes with a smutty spot that proves everyone goes Harlequin for Hardee’s.
In this commercial, passersby name these risqué rounds of dough.
I wonder which part of Hardee’s demographic will crave Goody Balls or Sugar Nuts. Young men? Older women? A bus load of 14 year-olds en route to an all-day field trip. That’s it.
Or maybe we’re all just perverted Biscuit Hole munchers at heart.
What does it really require to be an award-winning ad agency creative director these days? For the fast food franchises, smut experience is in. Good marketing sense is out.
I interned for Howard Stern; throw me a f@*#ing bone . . . or not.
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Copyranter alerted me of this tasteless ad.
In Singapore—where all the funny (but ill-targeted) ads go—Burger King gets hard to combat hard times.

Perhaps the ad for Quizno’s 12-inch Toasty Torpedo could use a hand from this target-bouncing beauty.
Nice work, Bon-Foods PTE, Ltd.
Venables, Bell + Partners sticks it to the Saudis with this new Audi TV ad.
This commercial introduces Audi’s turbo-direct injection clean diesel engine and shows how this technology can quicken US energy independence.
A slick move. It’ll go over nicely with Americans, but this spot smacks of the Louisville, KY pastor who’d rather watch over his lock, stock and barrel.
Jesus Chrysler, when are we going to start biking here, walking there and driving less? When will we stick it to our own gas/oil/diesel-guzzling ways?
Until we answer those questions, we’ll have to answer to someone for fuel.